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Kyrina's Fangirl Journey Through Life
Warning: Contains silliness and angst
Brave Sir Doctor 
1st-Jul-2011 11:22 pm
EoT Smiling open collar Ten
Bravely bold Sir Doctor
Rode forth from the TARDIS.
He was not afraid to die,
Oh brave Sir Doctor.
He was not at all afraid
To be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Doctor.


He was not in the least bit scared
To be ex-ter-min-ated.
Or to to be deleted,
And his regenerations ended.
To have his head scalped
And his planet destroyed,
And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Brave Sir Doctor.

His head smashed in
And his hearts cut out
And his liver removed
And his bowls unplugged
And his nostrils raped
And his bottom burnt off
And his pen--

"That's... that's enough music for now lads,
*** there's dirty work afoot*** ???."

Brave Sir Doctor ran away.
("No!")
Bravely rode away away.
("I didn't!")
When danger reared it's ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
("no!")
Yes, brave Sir Doctor turned about
("I didn't!")
And gallantly he chickened out.

****Bravely**** taking ("I never did!") to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat.
("all lies!")
Bravest of the braaaave, Sir Doctor!
("I never!")
Comments 
2nd-Jul-2011 05:29 am (UTC)
omg... spamalot + doctor who = <3
2nd-Jul-2011 08:54 pm (UTC)
This is what I do to amuse myself :D
2nd-Jul-2011 11:31 am (UTC)
Very clever :-)
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